Fly 18 hours to Kathmandu.

Bus 11 hours to Jiri.

Trek 117 miles to Gokyo Pass.

Eat with your hands. Use no toilet paper.

Climb Kalla Pattar.

Tattoo Everest on your ankle.

Use a ballpoint pen and a sewing needle.

Walk back down.  Smoke some hash.

Take no pictures.

We did.